Basura Cat is updating her resume
She is looking for a job with really good pay
She lists all the things that she can do
Chase a toy mouse and sleep on my shoe
She doesn’t want to flip burgers or teach
She doesn’t want to be a pastor and preach
She doesn’t want to stand all day long
Or listen to bosses, who tell her she’s wrong
She can’t be a nurse, her stomach is weak
She can’t be a fisherwoman, she’s afraid of the creek
She can’t write a book, she can’t sing a song
What job pays anyone for sleeping all day long?
She says, she wants to be the boss of me
For every hour she wants paid $45.93
I offered to pay her minimum wage
She hissed and stomped off in an unemployed rage.
