Basura Cat is hooked on Candy Crash It’s more addictive than smoking hash...
This morning, Basura Cat woke up with the Rooster Saying, “Huzzah, it’s time for my booster!” It’s been 6 months since she got her 2nd shot She thinks that it has helped her quite a lot.
Basura wants to aerobicise Because her weight has gone up one size So with leotard and a yoga mat She works out each day, so she doesn’t get fat.
Lately, Basura Cat just has not been the same She wants her name to be part of a hurricane “Why not me?” She cries with all of her might “Hurricane Basura, the name sounds just right!” I told her that hurricanes can hurt people a lot But all she did…
Basura Cat came up to me, As I watched the Afghans’ trying to flee. A tear touched both of our eyes, As their only freedom is through the skies.
On International Cat Day, Basura does not mess around She wears a gown and tiara as her crown
Basura Cat said, “Oh don’t ya know, I am going to play the ol’ banjo!” “I’ll wag my tail to keep beat, use my claws as picks, that will be really neat.”
Basura Cat is paw stomping hot It’s the Olympics she says, she now will boycott It’s the tiny bikinis that make her so mad She thinks they are scandalous and bad.
Basura Cat said, “But I thought…” I replied, “Yes you do that a lot.” She said, “But didn’t they say?” I could see her eyes filled with dismay.
Basura Cat came back from the store With a 12 back of beer, ready to pour She said she had once tried smoking pot But lost her dealer, because they had fought. She popped the beer top, and then drank some Which impressed me because she has not thumbs She…