Basura Cat walks around the house singing a sad song Counting down the days since Sofia has been gone "Why didn’t she take me with her?” Basura Cat does cry "All my life I have waited to fly the friendly skies." So, I caught my cat trying to buy a…
Basura Cat said her life is very hard, What would make her happy is a credit card. She wants to swipe for things she needs, Like cotton balls, and pumpkin seeds. “It’s so easy, just pop in my pin and run, I will buy presents for everyone!” “There is no…
Basura Cat has something to say Today is National Hug Your Cat Day So she is all pretty sitting at the front door Hoping to get many snuggles galore. She’s wearing high heels, and pretty pink pearls Hoping for visits from nice boys and sweet girls To let her know…
With all the rain, the grass is high, Basura Cat, in her wisdom did try. To mow it down, close to the ground, She did it when no one was around. I came back home; she was filled with tears, The grass was so high, to the top of her…
Basura has a bag, a tub and a flask She is running out to buy lots of gas A pipeline shut down, people have panicked Everybody runs amok, like they’re on the Titanic. She doesn’t drive, she doesn’t mow So why she wants gas, who the heck knows She is…
Basura Cat is updating her resume She is looking for a job with really good pay She lists all the things that she can do Chase a toy mouse and sleep on my shoe She doesn’t want to flip burgers or teach She doesn’t want to be a pastor and…
Basura Cat sleeps all day in her house, She won’t come out, even to chase a mouse. But as soon as the sun begins to set, She becomes a most lively, excited pet. She runs crazy from room to room, She is fast as lightening, zoom, zoom, zoom! She jumps…
Basura Cat started to gloat, As she just got back from her traveling boat. In the rain, she sailed the seas, This morning, she paddled back to me. She saw many things while she was gone, A frog in a dress, a whale in a thong. She admitted that at…
Basura Cat is stomping her paws, As she points out one of my flaws. She’s so angry, she is so hurt, Finally, these words, she suddenly did blurt. “Lookie, here Missy!” she did have to say, Did you know that it’s National Cat Lady Day? Not a word or syllables…
Basura Cat has quite a surprise, For Miss Sofia, when she opens her eyes. She made a basket full of Easter candy, To make Sofia’s day special and dandy. Chocolate eggs and sugar galore, With a blue bunny, who could ask for more? Basura wanted to say, “I love you,…