Basura Cat walks around the house singing a sad song
Counting down the days since Sofia has been gone
“Why didn’t she take me with her?” Basura Cat does cry
“All my life I have waited to fly the friendly skies.”
So, I caught my cat trying to buy a ticket on line
She was almost done with the purchase; I caught her just in time
She was using all my money to pay for her whole fare
She’d packed her bags with sweaters and sexy underwear.
Off to Portugal, my little cat now dreams
I have to keep an eye on her, to catch her little schemes
I tell her Sofia will be coming home again
My cat says it’s an eternity between now and then.