History erased, repeated again We’ve been here before, look backwards my friends In the year 2022, our souls are poor Once again, countries at war.
Basura Cat is hooked on Candy Crash It’s more addictive than smoking hash...
This morning, Basura Cat woke up with the Rooster Saying, “Huzzah, it’s time for my booster!” It’s been 6 months since she got her 2nd shot She thinks that it has helped her quite a lot.
Basura wants to aerobicise Because her weight has gone up one size So with leotard and a yoga mat She works out each day, so she doesn’t get fat.
On International Cat Day, Basura does not mess around She wears a gown and tiara as her crown
Basura Cat said, “Oh don’t ya know, I am going to play the ol’ banjo!” “I’ll wag my tail to keep beat, use my claws as picks, that will be really neat.”
Basura Cat is paw stomping hot It’s the Olympics she says, she now will boycott It’s the tiny bikinis that make her so mad She thinks they are scandalous and bad.
Basura Cat came back from the store With a 12 back of beer, ready to pour She said she had once tried smoking pot But lost her dealer, because they had fought. She popped the beer top, and then drank some Which impressed me because she has not thumbs She…
Basura Cat said her life is very hard, What would make her happy is a credit card. She wants to swipe for things she needs, Like cotton balls, and pumpkin seeds. “It’s so easy, just pop in my pin and run, I will buy presents for everyone!” “There is no…
Basura Cat has something to say Today is National Hug Your Cat Day So she is all pretty sitting at the front door Hoping to get many snuggles galore. She’s wearing high heels, and pretty pink pearls Hoping for visits from nice boys and sweet girls To let her know…