Basura Cat is paw stomping hot
It’s the Olympics she says, she now will boycott
It’s the tiny bikinis that make her so mad
She thinks they are scandalous and bad.
Dressed like dancers in Vegas, mostly nude
The women’s outfits are obviously made by a dude
My cat thinks that it is quite unfair
Those women compete almost completely bare.
She was going to compete in 2024
But now she says that she won’t anymore
Leotards with leggings, for a girl that is shy
Girls should not have to show more skin than a guy.
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