This morning, I pulled my cat by the tail and asked, “Basura, have you been reading my mail?” She was sitting in letters, all in a mess Each of them with my name and address “No”, she replied, as she obviously lied “I thought they were for me!” she cried…
We got a magazine in the mail for free Basura exclaimed, “That could be me!” I could be in a model, that’s the thing to do In magazines, TV and Victoria Secret too!” “Think of how all the people would talk When I saunter up and down the catwalk I’d…
It was just an ordinary day Another with At Home I Stay It had been hours since I’d seen my cat I started to wonder, where she was at I looked in her bed, top to bottom Searched every season from summer to autumn I searched though my socks, cupboards…
As I was recording my stay at home song Basura said, “You’re doing it wrong Get up from your seat; I’ll add a new beat While I’m mixing, go fix me something to eat." So, I fixed her a plate and when I got back She’d added something called a…
Basura was making a Bucket List Of all the things she wants to do, she insist! As I read, my eyes opened wide “I must do them all, I must!” she cried! “With the Virus here, it is certainly clear We can live in faith or live in fear Life…
My cat came to me wanting to go the beach “The Sun’s good for me, so does the President preach It warms me inside killing Covid-19 I’m backing my bikini and lots of sunscreen” “The President says, Lysol inside of me is good too Though he’s not a doctor, he…
My cat came up to me today and said “I want to stay snug, sleep in my bed No adventures for me, I feel really lazy Having you home, is driving me crazy" "I miss all our students; I miss them so much I miss all their music; I’m missing…
Early this morning, when I opened Facebook Basura jumped on my lap, she wanted to look She said, “You’ve got over 2 thousand friends on here Are they really your friends, people that you hold dear?" "No" I replied, "They send me requests I think people are lonely and doing…
Poor Basura, has got the blues she’s been watching too much news She’s in distress, her mind is a mess after watching Trump dismiss the press I held her close and turned off the TV, said. “Basura, we live in a Democracy My cat started to scream, she started to…
My cat would not give me my phone "I’m using it," she said, "now leave me alone I want to do what you do for enjoyment Spend all my time trying to file for unemployment." She meowed, “Why is this taking so long? The numbers always busy am I doing…