Basura cat is so very sad She wants to spend the day with her dad It’s Father’s Day, in many a home My cat without one, is feeling alone She says it’s not fair that she hasn’t one If they were together, they’d be having such fun Then it made…
Basura cat saw me step on the scale and cry “Oh, my!” she exclaimed, “That’s so very high!” I sighed and stepped back off of the scale As she jumped on with a swish of her tail “Tell me how much do I weigh, Tell me now, tell me now,…
Basura cat swiped the Disinfecting Wipes She held them in her paws so tight When I asked for one, she didn’t care She waved me away, with her paw up in the air My cat has never been this way Until COVID-19 came to stay Now she licks her paws…
Basura Cat has so much charm She likes to put her head on my arm She lies on my lap, her arm over my leg If I were a beer, she would be my keg. I told her when we first met That I was looking for a non-needy pet…
Basura cat stole the TV remote She hid it in the pocket of my winter coat She fights with me over our favorite shows She thought I wouldn’t find it until it snows I said, “Well now you’ve done a bad thing Because now we can’t watch anything!” So she…
Basura Cat doesn’t like shredded, she likes Pâté This morning she had this to say “You fed me flakes; I like the shape of cakes You already know this for goodness sakes!” “Basura,” I said, “some cats don’t have food You’ve got no right to this crazy cat mood.” She…
Oh, that silly cat of mine Sometimes she is so hard to find Off my lap, there she goes Where she’s off to no one knows I open a can of food for her Listening for the sound of her purr I call her name, she does not come Sometimes…
Basura Cat came to asking for a loan Saying she wants to buy her own phone She wants to play games, text and tweet She thinks having a phone would be really neat She said that she would call all of her friends Like Ken, Cara, Ryley, Maggie, Karl and…
Basura likes to make many a funny face She does it in Church, any old place I said, "If you don't stop, your face will freeze" She made even more, she’s such a cat tease. So it came as no surprise When her face froze in front of my eyes…
My cat brought my coffee to me in bed She balanced it on top of her head What made it even more neat Was she wore tap shoes upon her feet Yes, Basura has been trying lots of new things Like juggling balls and juggling rings She wants to be…