Poor Basura, has got the blues she’s been watching too much news She’s in distress, her mind is a mess after watching Trump dismiss the press I held her close and turned off the TV, said. “Basura, we live in a Democracy My cat started to scream, she started to…
My cat would not give me my phone "I’m using it," she said, "now leave me alone I want to do what you do for enjoyment Spend all my time trying to file for unemployment." She meowed, “Why is this taking so long? The numbers always busy am I doing…
My cat saw the news, how they’re out in the land No masks on their face, no gloves on their hands While some are going out to protest, We stay at home doing our best? “How can that be? There’s a bug in the air! People are dying, don’t people…
My cat was sitting with pen in paw I was so amazed, I dropped my jaw I asked, “What are you up to, may I take a look?” She answered, “I’m going to write a bestselling book!” "What will you call it? Such an undertaking task!" She seemed bothered that…
As I was lying asleep in my bed My cat jumped on the top of my head I asked, “what are you doing up there?” She meowed; “I’m going to color your hair” Up with a start, I ran from the room She chased me shouting; “I just want to…
My Cat came to me and said, “What the heck? On the day our taxes are due we get a stimulus check?" She said, "it’s money enough to do what we please, a dollar for everyone of my fleas!" "Our President is good, he’s wise and he’s kind Now give…
In the middle of night, I heard a strange sound So, I got up to take a good look around And what to my wondering eyes did I find? My cat, looking at an old family photo album of mine As we turned the pages, my life did unfold Pictures…
It was early this morning, I needed to play My cat took my chair, and there she did stay She meowed, “I’m now Chairman of the Bored” I asked, “don’t you mean board?” As I sat on the floor “No, I mean bored, as in nothing to do There’s got…
My cat came to me with something important to say My goodness, our second talk in one day She told she just had a conversation with God I thought to myself, this is certainly odd “What did God say to you?” I whispered in her ear She continued to purr,…