My cat would not give me my phone "I’m using it," she said, "now leave me alone I want to do what you do for enjoyment Spend all my time trying to file for unemployment." She meowed, “Why is this taking so long? The numbers always busy am I doing…
My cat saw the news, how they’re out in the land No masks on their face, no gloves on their hands While some are going out to protest, We stay at home doing our best? “How can that be? There’s a bug in the air! People are dying, don’t people…
My cat was sitting with pen in paw I was so amazed, I dropped my jaw I asked, “What are you up to, may I take a look?” She answered, “I’m going to write a bestselling book!” "What will you call it? Such an undertaking task!" She seemed bothered that…
As I was lying asleep in my bed My cat jumped on the top of my head I asked, “what are you doing up there?” She meowed; “I’m going to color your hair” Up with a start, I ran from the room She chased me shouting; “I just want to…
My Cat came to me and said, “What the heck? On the day our taxes are due we get a stimulus check?" She said, "it’s money enough to do what we please, a dollar for everyone of my fleas!" "Our President is good, he’s wise and he’s kind Now give…
It was early this morning, I needed to play My cat took my chair, and there she did stay She meowed, “I’m now Chairman of the Bored” I asked, “don’t you mean board?” As I sat on the floor “No, I mean bored, as in nothing to do There’s got…
I’m a “professional” musician, which means that I make my living by teaching music lessons and performing live. Over the past year, I’ve been honored to host Open Mic events around town, a time where I sit back and let those who want to play take the spotlight. It’s been a…
My cat was meowing loudly and proud I asked, "Why are you being so desperately loud?" She replied, “Like you, I’m trying to sing It seems like such a remarkably, simple thing” “Teach me,” she asked as she played on the floor “I want to sing opera, country and more…
I thought that I was going to faint When my cat said she wanted to paint It will be hard ‘cuz you’re not very tall But that didn’t phase her, no not at all So up the ladder, she slowly crept Taking her time with every step But before she…
You go outside, you come back in All over the house, you tromp again and again Your dirty dishes next to the sink It’s only 10am and I want a drink I make the bed, you climb back in Nap number 2 before 11am You ask my opinion, I give…