My Cat came to me and said, “What the heck? On the day our taxes are due we get a stimulus check?" She said, "it’s money enough to do what we please, a dollar for everyone of my fleas!" "Our President is good, he’s wise and he’s kind Now give…
It was early this morning, I needed to play My cat took my chair, and there she did stay She meowed, “I’m now Chairman of the Bored” I asked, “don’t you mean board?” As I sat on the floor “No, I mean bored, as in nothing to do There’s got…
My cat was meowing loudly and proud I asked, "Why are you being so desperately loud?" She replied, “Like you, I’m trying to sing It seems like such a remarkably, simple thing” “Teach me,” she asked as she played on the floor “I want to sing opera, country and more…
I thought that I was going to faint When my cat said she wanted to paint It will be hard ‘cuz you’re not very tall But that didn’t phase her, no not at all So up the ladder, she slowly crept Taking her time with every step But before she…
My cat came to me with something important to say My goodness, our second talk in one day She told she just had a conversation with God I thought to myself, this is certainly odd “What did God say to you?” I whispered in her ear She continued to purr,…
My Cat couldn’t learn to play the guitar She failed when she tried to drive my car It seems that she can’t do anything at all So I tried to teach her how to repair drywall First we must scratch, then we scrape Cover the cracks with special tape Plaster…
My Cat couldn’t learn to play the guitar Now she wants to learn to drive my car Our first attempt didn’t get us very far We hardly moved from here to thare I tried; I tried to teach her how When I said, turn left, she only meowed Turn right…
You go outside, you come back in All over the house, you tromp again and again Your dirty dishes next to the sink It’s only 10am and I want a drink I make the bed, you climb back in Nap number 2 before 11am You ask my opinion, I give…
It's early Saturday, it's raining, the rain reminded me of the virus. "After All It's Only Common Sense" Most of us are smart enough to come in out of the rain; after all it’s only common sense Most of us are smart enough to know that if we must go…
Just when you start feeling a part from the world, people do things that make you feel part of the world A student mailed me a check for 4 lessons ~ stating that he didn’t want any on-line lessons, he just wanted me not to be financially strapped. I love…