I was listening to Lee Greenwood sing, “God Bless The U.S.A” Basura cat came up to me and this is what she had to say “That song makes me feel so good inside, Fills my heart with loyalty, joy and pride!” As she jumped on my lap and we began…
Basura Cat came to asking for a loan Saying she wants to buy her own phone She wants to play games, text and tweet She thinks having a phone would be really neat She said that she would call all of her friends Like Ken, Cara, Ryley, Maggie, Karl and…
Basura likes to make many a funny face She does it in Church, any old place I said, "If you don't stop, your face will freeze" She made even more, she’s such a cat tease. So it came as no surprise When her face froze in front of my eyes…
My cat brought my coffee to me in bed She balanced it on top of her head What made it even more neat Was she wore tap shoes upon her feet Yes, Basura has been trying lots of new things Like juggling balls and juggling rings She wants to be…
Basura had just finished her food And then she got in a really bad mood Off to the bathroom she did rush Trying to find her favorite toothbrush "Where is it?" she cried in such haste "That tuna I ate left such a bad taste I need to brush my…
My cat came to me wanting more Than putting her food on a plate on the floor She insisted she deserved better than this On her own dining table, did she insist So, Sofia went out to her She Shed To create something right out of her head She took…
"Basura, cat come out from your bed Why are the covers up over your head?" She said that she feels that she was attacked After a reader gave her some recent feedback They said that she’s gotten political in her views She was much more fun before reading the news…
Last night my cat and me had a terrible fight As we settled down for another Stay At Home night. She took the remote control and ran away I thought she just bored and wanted to play. “You can’t have it, tonight I want to watch my favorite show It’s…
My cat was making a funny face About our next flight into outer space You spend billions of dollars in flying around When it should be spent here on the ground It’s funded by taxes paid by the little guy Who needs food on the table, not pie in the…
My cat came to me, swishing her tail Wanting to talk about voting by mail Claiming to have an idea that cannot fail She told me her plans in great detail We vote by mail to vote on voting by mail It seems confusing, on such a national scale Vote…