Poor Basura, has got the blues she’s been watching too much news She’s in distress, her mind is a mess after watching Trump dismiss the press I held her close and turned off the TV, said. “Basura, we live in a Democracy My cat started to scream, she started to…
My cat would not give me my phone "I’m using it," she said, "now leave me alone I want to do what you do for enjoyment Spend all my time trying to file for unemployment." She meowed, “Why is this taking so long? The numbers always busy am I doing…
My cat saw the news, how they’re out in the land No masks on their face, no gloves on their hands While some are going out to protest, We stay at home doing our best? “How can that be? There’s a bug in the air! People are dying, don’t people…
My Cat came to me and said, “What the heck? On the day our taxes are due we get a stimulus check?" She said, "it’s money enough to do what we please, a dollar for everyone of my fleas!" "Our President is good, he’s wise and he’s kind Now give…
It was early this morning, I needed to play My cat took my chair, and there she did stay She meowed, “I’m now Chairman of the Bored” I asked, “don’t you mean board?” As I sat on the floor “No, I mean bored, as in nothing to do There’s got…
I’m a “professional” musician, which means that I make my living by teaching music lessons and performing live. Over the past year, I’ve been honored to host Open Mic events around town, a time where I sit back and let those who want to play take the spotlight. It’s been a…
My cat was meowing loudly and proud I asked, "Why are you being so desperately loud?" She replied, “Like you, I’m trying to sing It seems like such a remarkably, simple thing” “Teach me,” she asked as she played on the floor “I want to sing opera, country and more…
I thought that I was going to faint When my cat said she wanted to paint It will be hard ‘cuz you’re not very tall But that didn’t phase her, no not at all So up the ladder, she slowly crept Taking her time with every step But before she…
My cat came to me with something important to say My goodness, our second talk in one day She told she just had a conversation with God I thought to myself, this is certainly odd “What did God say to you?” I whispered in her ear She continued to purr,…
My Cat couldn’t learn to play the guitar Now she wants to learn to drive my car Our first attempt didn’t get us very far We hardly moved from here to thare I tried; I tried to teach her how When I said, turn left, she only meowed Turn right…