Basura cat was running around wearing a flask It was the strangest thing, so I just had to ask It clinked and it clanked as she ran blindly by She said, “I’ll keep you healthy, at least I can try!” Now my cat is usually very bright But I had…
Basura cat asked me for change I asked, “Is there something you want to rearrange?” She replied, “No I want to go to the store And I hear they’re not making change anymore” It seems that since the virus is taking its time That we’re running short on pennies, nickels…
Basura cat is so very sad She wants to spend the day with her dad It’s Father’s Day, in many a home My cat without one, is feeling alone She says it’s not fair that she hasn’t one If they were together, they’d be having such fun Then it made…
Basura cat saw me step on the scale and cry “Oh, my!” she exclaimed, “That’s so very high!” I sighed and stepped back off of the scale As she jumped on with a swish of her tail “Tell me how much do I weigh, Tell me now, tell me now,…
At any given hours, I like to write I do it in the day, and all through the night It’s my world of escape, my way to cope It’s keeps me tethered to hope, like a rope. When I do, one thing is always true Basura cat wants to write…
Basura cat swiped the Disinfecting Wipes She held them in her paws so tight When I asked for one, she didn’t care She waved me away, with her paw up in the air My cat has never been this way Until COVID-19 came to stay Now she licks her paws…
Basura Cat has so much charm She likes to put her head on my arm She lies on my lap, her arm over my leg If I were a beer, she would be my keg. I told her when we first met That I was looking for a non-needy pet…
Basura cat stole the TV remote She hid it in the pocket of my winter coat She fights with me over our favorite shows She thought I wouldn’t find it until it snows I said, “Well now you’ve done a bad thing Because now we can’t watch anything!” So she…
It’s so hot, said my cat, sitting under the fan It feels like a million degrees; turn it up if you can Get me some ice cubes, put them by my feet I cannot tolerate this terrible heat! Brush all of my hair, let’s shave it all off Then no…
Basura Cat doesn’t like shredded, she likes Pâté This morning she had this to say “You fed me flakes; I like the shape of cakes You already know this for goodness sakes!” “Basura,” I said, “some cats don’t have food You’ve got no right to this crazy cat mood.” She…