In the middle of night, I heard a strange sound So, I got up to take a good look around And what to my wondering eyes did I find? My cat, looking at an old family photo album of mine As we turned the pages, my life did unfold Pictures…
It was early this morning, I needed to play My cat took my chair, and there she did stay She meowed, “I’m now Chairman of the Bored” I asked, “don’t you mean board?” As I sat on the floor “No, I mean bored, as in nothing to do There’s got…
My cat was meowing loudly and proud I asked, "Why are you being so desperately loud?" She replied, “Like you, I’m trying to sing It seems like such a remarkably, simple thing” “Teach me,” she asked as she played on the floor “I want to sing opera, country and more…
I thought that I was going to faint When my cat said she wanted to paint It will be hard ‘cuz you’re not very tall But that didn’t phase her, no not at all So up the ladder, she slowly crept Taking her time with every step But before she…
My cat came to me with something important to say My goodness, our second talk in one day She told she just had a conversation with God I thought to myself, this is certainly odd “What did God say to you?” I whispered in her ear She continued to purr,…
My Cat couldn’t learn to play the guitar She failed when she tried to drive my car It seems that she can’t do anything at all So I tried to teach her how to repair drywall First we must scratch, then we scrape Cover the cracks with special tape Plaster…
My Cat asked today, “Why is it at home, now you stay?” “Corona” I whispered into her ear “But don’t worry we have nothing to fear We’ll stay to ourselves, eat food off our shelves and leave enough for others to take care of themselves.” “Corona?” she asked as she…